You’re at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.
They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar
Do-do do-do do-do
I need this for… reasons.
you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they’re at on that scale
BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP
Me too man, me too
I need this so bad
All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she’d like to leave now.
Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).
What the fuck is Borax? What the fuck is a LAUNDRY BOOSTER? just how much shit and chemicals do they put when making laundry. Softener??? Contaminated country….
waluigi is the gay dude you meet who is like into every single kink imaginable and is very open about it. wario is his bear bf who is into fisting but mostly just likes cuddling. luigi acts coy and embarrassed but is an absolute throat goat. and tbh mario is a freak switch who can fulfil any role. peach likes misionary once a week planned in advance. daisy is a dom top with a huge strapon. rosalina is a pillow princess bottom down. bowser is the perfect match for waluigi but the dom version where waluigi is the sub. yoshi and birdo are obviously having t4t roleplay sex where they enact scenarios and get deep into character for weeks at a time. donkey kong is a gooner. idk why I even wrote all this what is wrong with me
The thing about depression is that motivation is rare, so when it comes around you gotta ride it reverse cowgirl, bouncing up and down moaning and howling until it shoots a two weeks pent up load right up your stretched out hole and finally you have a clean room but it’s 2 am on a weeknight.
